"Van Hickey" - Season 2

Earl is at an elderly recreational center to take pictures of Joy doing good deeds and volunteering her time. Earl hears his name being called out and it's Tom Sparks. Number 50 on Earl's list - Fired lead singer from his band.
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Earl remembers first hiring Tom to be lead singer of his, Randy, and Ralph's band, "Phish Tahko." The problem was, the guys thought Tom was too old and he scared all the hot chicks away, so they fired him. Well, now Earl felt he had to make Tom feel like a rock star again.
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Phish Tahko gets ready to make their comeback. Tom points out #52 on Earl's list - Slept with Ralph's mom. Ralph can't believe it. Earl remembers hooking up with her after one of their rock star parties at Ralph's house.
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Ralph tells Earl that he's going to murder him for sleeping with his mom. After Ralph's mom offers no help, Earl decides to leave town. He stops by his parents house to say goodbye and finds Ralph there. Ralph says he's going to even the score and sleep with Earl's mom.
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Earl has to marry Ralph's mom so that Ralph will forgive him and not kill him. Earl realizes that being married to Ralph's mom is kind of nice. He feels like he's part of a family again. The only problem is he will eventually have to consummate the relationship, which so far he has been avoiding.
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Ralph tells Earl that if he doesn't consummate the marriage, he'll kill him. Earl promises that after their Phish Tahko concert, he will do the deed. He decides he needs to get liquored up at the bar first. But he passes out, so Ralph's mom goes home with Tom. Tom makes Ralph's mom happy and that makes Ralph happy.