"Our 'Cops' Is On" - Season 2

Everybody is gathered around the television at The Crab Shack to check out an old episode of "Cops." It's the episode when they came to Camden County and it features Joy, Randy, and Earl fighting in a trailer park.
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On this episode of Cops, they follow different citizens around Camden County. The cops came across Earl and Randy in a quarrel with a cashier at the convenient store. When the cop was distracted, Randy and Earl escaped the store with stolen batteries.
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The cops came by the trailer park with their camera crew to find Joy on top of her trailer roof. She had gotten in a fight with Earl and was throwing all of his belongings off the roof. The cop had to intervene before Joy did anymore damage.
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The cops responded to a break-in at a local house. When they arrive, Earl and Randy were caught red handed stealing from the vacant home. Just then, Earl dropped everything and ran from the scene. Randy just sat there and continued to talk to the camera crew from the show. Earl ended up stealing the cop car!
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Earl showed up at Joy's front door with the cop car. She was turned on by Earl's generosity and especially when she found out there was a cameraman in the back seat. She asked the cameraman to later film her and Earl having sex. Later, she and Earl had fun pulling over strangers with their stolen cop car.
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Darnell was hiding from the cops because they found his marijuana stash. It wasn't that hard to find him - he buried himself in leaves, but his hair gave his hiding place away. While another cop found Randy crying on top of a tree.
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When Cops ended, everybody at The Crab Shack applauded. Earl, Joy, Darnell, and Randy were proud of themselves for actually making it on television, even if it was on Cops and it was years ago. They all felt special and famous. The episode even reminded Earl of a few things to put on his list.